Freak In The Sheets Mug 15 oz

Freak in the sheets — meaning the laundry situation. The fitted sheets. The folding. The catastrophic storage system. The thing she freaks out about in the linen closet at 11pm.

This freak in the sheets mug reclaims the phrase for its most accurate domestic application. The freaking is real. The sheets are the cause.

Who this is for:

• The woman who has lost the fitted sheet battle more times than she will admit
• The gag gift for the friend whose linen closet is a crime scene
• Anyone needing a freak in the sheets mug for the laundry-honest household
• The freaker. About the sheets. Specifically. In the closet.

Made for the ones who bought the best sheets and still cannot fold them. The freak is genuine. The sheets are the villain. The mug understands completely.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Sheets: the problem. Freak: her, about them. Closet: the scene of it.